Wednesday, November 24, 2010

My Impression of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1"

Harry: Where do we even begin to look for these horcruxes?

Hermione: Why, at Muddlewick Fizzlebottom's, of course!

Harry: Who's she?

Hermione: She's the proprietor of Snurkle's Broombit Emporium. It was her sister, Betsy Battlebrain, who mixed Dumbledore's blood with the magic potion found in the Wagstill glass decanter, left behind in the Chamber of Fortitude after Mophocles McDaggle killed Snagtooth Thortlewump!

Harry: Let's get naked.